Busy month. Lots of fun times result in a great gallery of photos. Everything from Eric's birthday @ Buca, to fine dining at Masa's and hanging out with Emmy at The Cellar. Of course, this is all on top of our normal adventures at the Zeitgeist and Thursday night out for dinner. Chenery Park was excellent. Who knew catfish goes well with panko, tri-tip goes with mustard? Or that cheese could be good? (O_o) Thanks are due to Matty for recommending a great place. Cheers!

We made a trip out to Marine World, thanks to Stan who not only hooked us up with passes, parking, and lunch, we were treated to airbrushed tattoos! Leslie, Ryan, and I sported this spiffy spider!

The best thing about the tattoos -- I got to wear it to my reunion! I think I freaked out more than one person. I apologize. The reaction I got was priceless though!

Since I sorta have a penguin theme going on this site, I thought I'd continue it..


Amazing what you can train an elephant to do!


Odd, No one in this photo went to my school.. why were they there? lol.


Sonny finally made it onto my site. Somehow my name tag says Keshawn on it.


I'm not drunk, really. I just look that way in photos. (-_-);; Say hello to Edna!

One of the things I like to do when I'm bored is to search Google Images with my name, to see if anything funny or interesting shows up. It's also interesting to see what it picks up that is actually one of my photos, and not one of those impostors with my name. (^_^);; Currently, there are two. A photo of Stan playing patty-cake, and a photo on frappr of me with Jacinta, Young, and Stephanie. Try it with your name and see if anything comes up. It's a good way to pass some time.

If you've known me for any length of time over say, one week. You'd know by now that cheese is my number one hated ingredient, seasoning, or food. I've gone so far as to start an unofficial no-cheese club. We currently have four members, should you feel this way too, you should join us in our cause. Down with cheese! -- This is why I find it amusing that the top image found under my name is a cheesy dish. Gross! (-_-);;

Damn it. I'm old now. Old and fuddy-duddy. Now, since I don't keep tabs on pop culture, I figured I'd brush up on my slang so I'll be able to understand my old classmates. Thanks to the miracle of wikipedia, you too, can be an expert in all things "hyphy".

• "18 Dummy" - Getting dumb by drinking Jose Cuervo 1800 Tequila, also known as "Dummy Juice."
• "Dummy Gone" - A mixture of Patrón tequila and Hyphy Juice (a grape and green apple fusion energy drink which is highly popular in the Bay Area). The combination equates to a sense of euphoria from getting dumb and gone (as in inebriated), hence the name.
• "Flamboasting" - All manner of showing off.
• "Frenchin' Out" - Starting a gang fight while on Thizz and runnin' away in your scraper. With your stunna shades on, of course.
• "Gas-brake dippin'" - Driving while quickly alternating between stomping on the gas and the brake. Also known as "Yokin'".
• "Ghostride the whip" - Driver walks alongside slow-rolling car with the door open, giving the appearance that the car is driving itself. Passengers ride with all the doors open and sometimes leap out of the moving cars, sometimes sitting atop the hood.
• "Giggin'" - Dancing wildly.

• "Hyphy train" - A wild, mobile party with a long line of cars with all the doors open, in which occupants ghost-ride, flamboast, dance on the hood and roof, and otherwise get hyphy.
• "Runner" - A girl who is known to get around.
• "Scrapers" - Vintage four-door American sedans with whistling pipes, oversize spinning rims and a powerful stereo system. They hang low in the back and send off sparks when one is "gas-brake dippin".
• "Scrape/Swang" - Turning a sideshow/sydeshow.
• "Slapper/Slumper" - A song with particularly loud bass and/or Hyphy connotations.

• "Yadadameen/Yadadamsayin?" - A phrase popularized by Keak Da Sneak meaning "Do you know what I mean?" and "Do you know what I am saying?" The 'dada' usually signifies rolling the letter 'R', however, for effect and for people who cannot roll their 'R's, the informal 'didi' (pronounced did-I) is appropriate.
• "Yadadaholla" - A phrase used by (Mac Dre) Andre Hicks similar to Yadadameen "Do you know what I hollar?"
• "Yay Area" - The Bay Area of California.

If anyone is bored and wants to stop by, the venue will remain open to the public while we're there. It'll be a blast if you can come in and pretend to be someone else. A lot of non-HS people I know are planning on going, so you won't feel left out! It ends pretty early so we'll come up with something to do afterwards. No worries. I'm kinda worried about what they'll show on that slideshow though.

Location:   Cy Bar
2407 Judah Street
San Francisco, CA. 94122
415.681.1988
Date/Time: Aug. 26, 2006 @ 6:30 PM - 10 PM
Admission: Free.
- Drinks and food are made to order.
- Come early as we will have ice breakers, prizes, and slide show for everyone to enjoy.

I've been a bit busy and haven't been out that much to take many photos, so there will only be a single gallery to document August's debauchery.

Since there was an overwhelming response for more porn, here you go. (Enjoy, J Ho!)


It's a rare occurrence to get dai-lo Matty in a photo!

One of the things I never really liked implementing at work was a web filtering service. Our solution is provided by McAfee and powwered by Secure Computing. It has worked pretty well over the last few months and I've only had to whitelist a few sites that were blocked for strange reasons. (We only block porn, gambing, and spyware sites -- this was mandated from above, not my idea or anyone else in my department).

Every morning I check to make sure my site is still online --- and to my surprise, it's blocked!

URL BLOCKED
Access to the requested URL has been denied.
URL: http://justinong.com/
Categorization: Pornography
If you require access to this URL and have a valid business case e-mail (me essentially)
See your system administrator for further information.
I am the system administrator! Who am I supposed to see?!
Copyright © 1993-2005 McAfee, Inc.
All Rights Reserved.
http://www.mcafee.com

So of course, I had to investigate further. You can use this site to find out more details about how sites are categorized, and interestingly enough I'm listed as:

V4: Pornography, Text/Spoken Only
3.x Premier: Sex

I'm not sure if this was done as a joke, or I really made a comment on here that was offencive to someone. Either way it doesn't bother me, I think it's hilarious actually.

Let's investigate this further: Pornography, Text/Spoken Only.. ? This entry, from a few days ago may be a bit crude, but in jest. Are comments from my viewers really enough to justify such a ranking? If it's not that -- then is quoting Homer Simpson enough to get flagged? If this process is automated, I hope simply having the word "Pornographer" displayed isn't enough to get your site blacklisted.

Another site I work on -- barotary is categorized properly, Non-Profit Organizations/Advocacy Groups. In order to be that specific, someone somewhere had to have visited it.

I am glad that my tiny sites are actually checked -- our subscription money is obviously well spent and they're doing their job. Whether justified or not, I will select Suggest Change and see if I get unblocked. I'll keep you up all up to date.

Unfortunately I think it's time to move on. I'm also selling a couple of my cars and getting rid of other random things. I spent large amount of my time growing up amassing this collection and it pains me to see it go. I gave up a long time ago on collecting Neo*Geo cartridges because it is simply impossible to get the remaining handful of missing games. I haven't even touched one of them in three years, so I think they'll be happier in the hands of another collector. Here is a gallery of things up for sale at the moment.

My Neo*Geo games have been sitting on a shelf obstructed by a cart for years now. Sad.


Here are some other various things for sale. I'll get to them after the Neo*Geo games are gone.


I'm selling my SEGA Megalo 410 Arcade Machine as well. (41" Screen, JAMMA)

The video speaks for itself.

I've been a bit lazy lately with picture taking, but there should be more coming soon.

Look! It's Young! I thought she had abandoned us!


Buca de Beppo claims to serve "Meatballs as big as your head". Yeah right! (-_-)

Now you see it.


Now you don't.

Here are the comments that accompanied this entry.

You bastard!!!! I can't believe you posted our conversation. Oh well. I must have been tired to spell so many words incorrectly and have such poor grammar. It's ironic that I am more concerned with how the words came out than the actual words. Don't you think? Anyways, I don't lie to women that much anymore. I used to, but I find there is no reason to lie. The only time now that I find it ok to lie is when a girl asks you something about themselves. For example, if they ask you if they look fat, you must always tell them that you thought they lost weight recently or something. What kind of response do they expect from a question like that anyways? Shit.

PS: To all the girls that read this and think that Mr.Anonymous is a jerk, I'm really not a jerk. I'm almost the nicest guy in the world. But, I find that people have come to have such unreasonable expectations about other people that when they see or find someone "normal," that person is never good enough. So everyone lives a lie to some extent--pretending that they are interested in certain things that they are not sure they are interested in to be accepted by others who jump on the bandwagon. Fuck. I'm getting philosophical and this post will never end. So I'll stop here.
Anonymous | 07.31.06 - 1:16 pm | #

hahahahhhahahahhaha omg that's fuckin h-ilarious damn! who's this person anyway, haha what kind of friends do you have justin. I hope I don't know him lol jk damn you guys are funny.
r1sf girl | 08.02.06 - 3:56 pm | #

Okay, so I lied once again. I do lie to women on a regular basis so I can have a little bit of interaction with them. What can I say? I am just lonely and require the same attention as my fellow peers. I remember there was this one time in Band Camp, I got so desperate that I went up to this one fat girl, lubed her fat, and did my thing. Satisfaction was guaranteed when she slept harder than a bear in hibernation.
Anonymous | 08.04.06 - 7:07 pm | #

wow...this is kinda freakish
sirapio | 08.05.06 - 12:17 am | #

Hahaha. Damn fake 2nd Anonymous. I need money to f*** a fatty-- a whole lot of money. I'm sorry but I'll only lie for a purpose--and fucking some fat ugly hoe is not what lying is all about.
Anonymous | 08.05.06 - 3:24 am | #

soooo...who are you Mr. Anonymous?
sirapio | 08.05.06 - 11:26 am | #

You wouldn't know me if I told. Why would you want to know unless you're a girl anyways. I'm one of Justin's friends who rarely goes out with you guys--not because I dont like you guys but because I dont have much time. Anyways, you must try and find out who I am. Because I have blog and talk shit all day long. And you have your chance to confront me there if you ever find me.
Anonymous | 08.05.06 - 8:56 pm | #

dood..i already know who you are...bwahahahha
sirapio | 08.06.06 - 10:35 am | #